Newsletter 010
What's Going On & What's Going Down
Hello angels, and welcome to the oneoneone newsletter. This weekly report is for club rats with places to be, so we’ll be keeping this shit short and sweet! Each week, we will be listing out what we think is worth going to, and the parties in bold are our top picks for that evening. Let’s get into it.
Well, well, well… It’s January, and you know what that means! I’m starting to debate whether I should go on antidepressants or not. I’m half joking, but as an active member of the collective consciousness at large, then I can confidently say that the city is in hibernation mode as well. Despite our collective vitamin D deficiencies, the oneoneone team will ALWAYS deliver a party report, and our asses WILL be going out—it is the only way to beat the winter blues!
Friday 01/26/24
Eli Escobar @ Jupiter Disco
Hardcore University @ Trans Pecos
Agapē x Impulse Cøntrol @ H0l0
HARDCORE TECHNO GOTHS OF NYC, UNITE! This will be a fun one at H0l0, but if we had to choose (which we are), then we’d go see Nina Jirachi (which we will be doing).Umru, Lunice and Nina Jirachi @ Elsewhere
This is THE party of the weekend. Given that the venue is Elsewhere, this is more of a concert than a party. Nonetheless, everybody in this room will be throwing ass. Nina Jirachi is everybody’s favorite hot Australian hyperpop DJ du jour; we saw her last time she was in the United States at H0l0, and it was INSANE. Umru will also be amazing, as always. The most randomista element to this lineup is Lunice, who I have not listened to since high school when I was a passenger princess in my senior boyfriend’s Volkswagen Golf — I was in charge of the aux, obviously.
Saturday 01/27/24
Intima @ Market Hotel
LSDXOXO is a fan favorite across the board. We love his unapologetically horny music, and we expect the vibe at Market will match accordingly. Come ready to make out on the dance floor. Also, just a tip from one party girl to another, find out what time he goes on because there will be other DJs. We all know there is nothing worse than when Market Hotel is awkwardly half full and feels like a middle school dance.
Sunday 01/28/24
Stay home, google your seasonal depression symptoms on WebMD, take a multivitamin, call your mom.